Thursday, June 10, 2010
Zach's Theme Park Blog 6-10-2010
California’s Great America (Santa Clara, CA) looks like it’s getting fucked. So I hope it lubed up. Story here
Free Style Music Park (Myrtle Beach, SC) like many others in South Carolina, has bill collectors on their ass. Story here
Disney’s California Adventure (Anaheim, CA) is hoping their new “World of Color” show will help fix the theme park. Spoiler Alert: Not a fucking chance. Story here
Luna Park (Brooklyn, NY) has opened to spectacular fanfare. But that doesn’t change the fact that it’s ghetto. Story here
Islands of Adventure (Orlando, FL) aired a 22 minute commercial for their new “Wizarding World of Harry Potter” which is now available for viewing online. I suppose they didn’t realize that mass advertisements for an attraction they are having serious issues getting to operate correctly and reliably, wouldn’t exactly help them for the time being. Story here
Kings Dominion (Doswell, VA) was visited by the European Coaster Club. I’m sure a much better time was had by everyone than other club events. Story here
Alabama Adventure (Bessemer, AL) has a special offer for father’s day for a carload up to 6 people getting admission for $50. Only at red neck parks will you ever find admission by the carload.* Story here
Beijing Amusement Park (Beijing, CH) has closed. There’s a quote from a worker of the park saying “I just don’t know why they’ve closed the park.” Apparently the park owners told nobody they didn’t sign a lease on the land, except for the news reporters. Story here
Here’s the G.A.P. crew visiting Tokyo Disneyland.
That’s all for today, thanks for reading Zach’s Theme Park Blog.
*I got into Santa’s Village (Dundee, IL) on their closing day with a carload admission.
Friday, May 28, 2010
Zach's Theme Park Blog 5-28-2010
Kentucky Kingdom (Louisville, KY) has had a new owner approved. But without Chang who really cares? Story here
Universal Studios Hollywood (Hollywood, CA) has reopened their back lot and accompanying tour after a fire in 2008. I’m currently taking bets on how long till an earthquake damages the famed back lot. Story here
Luna Park (Brooklyn, NY) has opened. Am I the only one curious about how many gang fights occurred during the grand opening? Story here
Six Flags Magic Mountain (Valencia, CA) has delayed the opening of their newly relocated Mr. Six Dance Coaster until 2011. Credit whore who didn’t get to Six Flags New Orleans in time to ride the kiddie coaster have been advised to try and get laid while holding out for it. Story here
Six Flags Great America (Gurnee, IL) is set to open the classic Kiddieland “Little Dipper” this weekend. I’m sorry to have to say this, but if you think that this is awesome. Than you are a nerd (myself included.) Story here
Bell’s Amusement Park (Tulsa, OK) has reached resistance in moving to a new location as the town does not want to help fund the park’s relocation through taxes. The quote from the man leading the movement against the tax described the area as “conservative.” Just saying. Story here
Chang has been confirmed for Six Flags Great America in 2011 as seen in this video
That’s all for today. Thanks for reading Zach’s Theme Park Blog.
Friday, May 14, 2010
Zach's Theme Park Blog 5-14-2010
Universal Studios (Hollywood, CA) will have “offbeat” live entertainment this summer. No word on if the Insane Clown Posse will perform. Story here
Walt Disney World (Lake Buena Vista, FL) has announced Star Tours will close early. Nerds cry. Story here
Yeah slow news day…go watch my videos here
Tuesday, May 11, 2010
Zach's Theme Park Blog 5-11-2010
Cedar Point’s (Sandusky, OH) new for 2010 attraction “Shoot the Rapids” opening has been delayed. Considering the ride is made by Intamin does this really surprise anyone? Story here
Sylvan Beach Amusement Park (Sylvan Beach, NY) will soon be offering rides on a speed boat. Taking all bets as to when the first law suit occurs. Story here
Playland Park (Rye Beach, NY) is under pressure to make money. City says “We don’t want there to be an ‘accident’” Story here
Disneyland’s (Anaheim, CA) Country Bear Jamboree appears to be gone for good. Let’s pour out a 40 on the curb for our fallen homies. R.I.P. 1972-2010 Story here
Disney’s California Adventure (Anaheim, CA) unveiled a look at their new “Cars” theme ride. Spoiler alert; it looks like a car. Story here
Luna Park (Brooklyn, NY) has been getting flooded with applications for jobs as their opening approaches. Many New Yorkers were overheard saying “COME AHHNN.” Story here
Kings Island (Mason, OH) opened their Planet Snoopy attraction. “Peanuts” is still relevant? Story here
Universal Studios (Orlando, FL) will soon be home of the hit game show “Family Feud.” Despite the show being hosted by Steve Harvey, Richard Dawson is still going to kiss your wife. Story here
Walt Disney World Resort (Lake Buena Vista, FL) declares “NERD PARTY!” Story here
Canobie Lake Park (Salem, NH) had an incident over the weekend involving a mother beating her child. So remember folks, great parenting can occur anywhere! Story here
A teen was tasered at the Georgia State Fair. Is anybody else surprise it was only one? Story here
Would you consider being a theme park manager? Don't it sucks. Story here
Dream World (Queensland, AU) has some hope to do good this season, which is excellent because they are one of the only amusement parks in Australia. Story here
Chessington’s Worlds of Adventure (Surrey, UK) is having twice the guest illnesses! Story here
Six Flags Great Adventure (Jackson, NJ) has added advertisements to El Toro which make it seem very “fresh” Story here
Here’s my video from GAPZAA 2008 (better late than never)
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Monday, May 10, 2010
Zach's Theme Park Blog 5-10-2010
Friday, May 7, 2010
Zach's Theme Park Blog 5-7-2010
Cedar Fair (Sandusky, OH) has seen a 5% increase in revenue over the first quarter this year. Of course first quarter only accounts for less than 5% of their full year revenues. Story here
Kentucky Kingdom (Louisville, KY) is still a hot mess. Story here
Six Flags America (Upper Marlboro, MD) is being sued because they wouldn’t hire two women with refused to remove their dreadlocks. Would you trust someone with dreadlocks to operate a ride? Story here
Busch Gardens Tampa (Tampa, FL) keeps growing under new management. Yeah must be a slow news day, but at least they officially say “2011 thrill ride.” Story here
Ghost Town in the Sky (Maggie Valley, NC) has been purchased. Will Cliffhanger ever open? Stay tuned. Story here
Islands of Adventure (Orlando, FL) is opening a harry potter attraction! Story here
Disney’s Hollywood Studios (Lake Buena Vista, FL) will be “re-imagining” their Star Tours attraction. In the ride’s honor they are hosting a party in August, which will include “Death Star Disco.” Story here
Ferrari World (Abu Dhabi, UAE) has set an opening day. Will it open on time? Only time will tell. Story here
Disneyland Paris (Ile-de-France, FR) has driven two employees to suicide within the year. Stephen King is already writing a book about it. Story here
Linnanmaki (Uusimaa, FI) will be hosting a musical starring finish metal band Hevisaurus. The band wears dinosaur suits. Here is a video of them.
That’s all for today, thanks for reading Zach’s Theme Park Blog.
Thursday, May 6, 2010
Zach's Theme Park Blog 5-6-2010
Silver Dollar City (Branson, MO) saw attendance of 40,000 for their fiftieth anniversary celebration. Ok it may have been better than my twenty first birthday party. Story here
Sea World (Orlando, FL) is offering $5 admission for children with proceeds going to charity. They’ll just do anything to make the public forget about that incident from earlier this year won’t they? Story here
Disneyland (Anaheim, CA) is testing a new talking Mickey Mouse costume character. It is very creepy. Story here
Here is “the classy stoner’s” guide to going to amusement parks high LOL
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Tuesday, May 4, 2010
Zach's Theme Park Blog 5-4-2010
Monday, May 3, 2010
Zach's Theme Park Blog 5-3-2010
Universal Studios Hollywood (Hollywood, CA) is holding a video contest to promote their upcoming King Kong 3d attraction. So if you can come up with 1-3 minutes of King Kong destruction without showing King Kong than you should enter! Story Here
Disneyland (Anaheim, CA) after dark. http://tinyurl.com/2auzavr
Canada’s Wonderland (Vaughn, CAN) is replacing Scooby Doo and other characters with Snoopy and the peanuts gang. In more important news Behemoth is an awesome ride. Story here
World Expo (Shanghai. CH) has began their opening ceremonies. Unfortunately nobody funded my trip so I was unable to cover it personally. Story here
Alton Towers (Staffordshire, UK) is offering their employees free mullets. I certainly hope this trend picks up at other parks! http://tinyurl.com/26ledau
Paultons Park (Hampshire, UK) is home to a new pig themed area. As a bacon/ham/pork fan and survivor of swine flu I fully approve of this attraction. Story here
Here’s a Six Flags Great America ad from 1993
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Friday, April 30, 2010
Zach's Theme Park Blog 4-30-2010
Holiday World (Santa Claus, IN) has a new ride and new clientele base of fat, smelling loud and annoyingly drunk rednecks, thanks to Six Flags Kentucky Kingdom closing. Story here
Cedar Fair (Sandusky, OH) gets told by investors “You need new board members, you’re old ones are boring as shit.” Story here
Six Flags (New York City, NY) has unveiled one of their stupidest marketing ploys yet; Little Six. No word on how Mr. Six got laid…or if Little Six is a clone. Story here
Busch Gardens Williamsburg (Williamsburg, VA) will be getting a drop tower, or so this article leads me to believe. Story here
Six Flags Great Adventure (Jackson, NJ) has opened a new educational program for high school students. This is great news because New Jersey could really use it. Story here
La Ronde (Montreal, CAN) is getting set to open their newly relocated suspended looping coaster. Nobody really cares all that much. Story here
Camelot Theme Park (Chorley, UK) is home to 8 newborn piglets. One day those piglets are going to make great bacon. Story here
Finally, with all the recent stories about Captain E.O. opening at nearly every Disney park, I decided to check it out.
That’s all for today, thanks for reading Zach’s Theme Park Blog.
Thursday, April 29, 2010
Zach's Theme Park Blog 4-29-2010
Our top story today shows Six Flags has reached a deal to emerge from bankruptcy announced it with this statement; “Yeah we’re out of bankruptcy but New Orleans and Louisville aren’t seeing a dime.” Story here
Sea World (Orlando, FL) gets bitched at in front of congress by terrorist group PETA. Story here
Kennywood (Pittsburg, PA) has once again pushed back the projected opening day of their new roller coaster “Sky Rocket.” After blaming it on the snowfall of this past winter Knoebel’s quickly followed suit, blaming 5 seasons of snowfall for not having Flying Turns open. Story here
Disney’s California Adventure (Anaheim, CA), Disney’s Hollywood Studios (Lake Buena Vista, FL) will be updating their Toy Story Midway Mania attractions to include a new game featuring a character from the new Toy Story 3 movie being released in June. This is an open challenge to any mouse freaks out there; I will kick your ass in Toy Story Midway Mania. Don’t believe me? Thank book me a trip to a Disney park of your choosing and it’s on! Story here
Busch Gardens Williamsburg (Williamsburg, VA) is building a drop tower? Let the speculation begin. (Spoiler alert: it’s a drop tower) Story here
Epcot Center (Lake Buena Vista, FL) will reopen Captain E.O. Proving that as long as kids are around Michael Jackson will live on. Story here
Freestyle Music Park (Myrtle Beach, SC) is still closed until further notice. But there might be a carnival coming to a Myrtle Beach shopping mall parking lot! Story here
Ok so this isn’t theme park related, but the National Corvette Museum wants to build a track for people to test Corvettes!!!!! Story here
That’s all the news for today. Thanks for reading Zach’s Theme Park Blog. Here’s my video of my visit to Disneyland from last year.
Wednesday, April 28, 2010
Zach's Theme Park Blog 4-28-2010
Sea World (Orlando, FL) says to congress “Let us keep our whale shows.” Congress replies “With the size of your guests all you need to do is open the gates.” story here
Bay Beach (Green Bay, WI) has come to an agreement with the town of Green Bay to raise the height limit in order to relocate the Zippin Pippin roller coaster. A truly historic feat for a 70 foot tall roller coaster. Story here
Six Flags Over Texas (Arlington, TX) has reached the halfway point of track removal on their Texas Giant roller coaster. My prediction is it still won’t be ready on time for it’s scheduled 2011 opening. Story here
Kings Island (Kings Mills, OH) will unveil their Snoopy Starlight Spectacular this summer featuring a light show with over 2 million lights including the entire Eiffel tower. My applause to their green initiative. Story here
Six Flags Great America (Gurnee, IL) will play host to a “Karate Kid” challenge. If one of those kids cuts me off in line that weekend, I’ll let it go. Story here
Abandoned dinosaur museum is “creepy as shit” Story here
Here’s a picture of a dog riding American Eagle.
That’s all for today, thanks for reading Zach’s Theme Park Blog.
Tuesday, April 27, 2010
Zach's Theme Park Blog 4-27-2010
Hello and welcome to Zach’s Theme Park Blog. Where I report theme park news while drunk.
Busch Gardens Tampa (
Adventureland (
The Georgia Stat Fair starts this week. So wave that confederate flag and drink some moonshine. http://tinyurl.com/2feswne
Tokyo Disneyland (
That’s all for today. Here’s the official video for G3 2007 http://tinyurl.com/28oyf77 Thanks for reading Zach’s Theme Park Blog.
Monday, April 26, 2010
Zach's Theme Park Blog 4-26-2010
Hello and welcome to Zach’s Theme Park Blog, the closest I’ll ever come to journalism. So, uh…
Sea World (
Coney Island (
Walt Disney World (
Walt Disney World (
Dreamland (
Dubai Amusement Expo (
Busch Gardens Tampa (
Well that’s all for today but here’s a video from the shoot of Knocked Up at Knott’s http://tinyurl.com/2d8ovg2
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Friday, April 23, 2010
Zach's Theme Park Blog 4-23-2010
Legoland (Carlsbad, CA) is building a waterpark, I sure hope the slides are made of legos. http://tinyurl.com/2dv4kce
Disneyland Resort (Anaheim, CA)has begun vertical construction on Voyage of the Little Mermaid. Disney fans are getting wet. http://tinyurl.com/23ttnwa
Schlitterbahn (New Braunfels, TX) is ready to open up this weekend. No it’s not a theme park, but a water park. And no I don’t even have a joke for that one. However their marketing manager; Jeff Seibert is very cool and does a great job. http://tinyurl.com/27zvdqv
Sea World (Orlando, FL) has on staff people who claim they can communicate with animals. Beastmaster and Dr. Dolittle could not be reached for comment. http://tinyurl.com/3ytc3ks
Characters from Mark Twain’s “Huckleberry Finn” will be portrayed this weekend at the national soaring museum, but I have a bad feeling this will happen http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRS6gW_k1uc read the story here: http://tinyurl.com/344jxr7
Warner Brothers Movie World (Queensland, AU) is being sued by a 14 year old boy over lost wages because he fractured his wrist at the park. Clearly Australia is starting to treat the legal system like we do here in America. http://tinyurl.com/26ggarj
That’s all the news I’ve got today, but here is Maxim’s list of the 10 greatest amusement park freak out videos http://www.maxim.com/humor/stupid-fun/82470/10-greatest-amusement-park-ride-freak-outs.html Thanks for reading Zach’s Theme Park Blog.
Thursday, April 22, 2010
Zach's Theme Park Blog 4-22-2010
Hello and welcome to Zach’s Theme Park Blog where I deliver you the industry news in a fair and balanced way. With a slight bias towards buffets.
Cedar Fair is looking to tackle their $1.6 billion debt. My recommendation is to bring back the 25 cent cotton candy, and don’t install anymore garbage cans. http://tinyurl.com/26m7oel
Knoebel’s Amusement Resort (
Knott’s Berry Farm (
Six Flags Great America (
Walt Disney World Resort’s (
Opry Mills (
Finally here’s my video of the Dania Beach Hurricane from my 18th birthday featuring me singing on the ride! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDJuW1QO8co Enjoy and thanks for reading Zach’s Theme Park Blog.
Wednesday, April 21, 2010
Zach's Theme Park Blog 4-21-2010
Hello and welcome to Zach’s Theme Park Blog. Today the news is just a rolling in so let’s get it started.
Disneyland Resort (
Screw the kids! Think of the rides (FL) http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/state/theme-park-legal-protection-measure-goes-to-governor-591071.html
Techie fatasses, awe in wonderment at Six Flags new menu screens (they should’ve gotten iPads) http://www.brandweek.com/bw/content_display/news-and-features/direct/e3i7db724a2489ff4cc6392d4fbfaaefbd2
Stratosphere Hotel (
A southern
La Ronde (Montréal, CAN) unveiled the name of their new(ish) for 2010 roller coaster; “Ednör L'Attaque” which roughly translated means “Headache.” http://www.ultimaterollercoaster.com/news/stories/20100416_01.shtml
Ferarri World (
Here’s an article about why larger
Chocolate Wonderland (
Lastly enjoy Uncyclopedia’s entry on Six Flags http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Six_Flags
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Tuesday, April 20, 2010
Zach's Theme Park Blog 4-20-2010
Bay Beach Amusement Park (Green Bay, WI) discovered today that relocating the classic Zippin Pippin from Memphis is going to cost money, and a lot of it. Read more here http://www.greenbaypressgazette.com/article/20100420/GPG0101/4200538/1207/GPG01
Walt Disney World Resort (Lake Buena Vista, FL) has made safety improvements to the famed monorail since the fatal accident which occurred last July. Look at these pics and you’ll see why http://www.myfoxorlando.com/dpp/money/040510-OSHA-Disney-Monorail-photos-released
Sea World (Orlando, FL) is questioning if the timing is appropriate to revive the @Shamu account on Twitter. Last tweet posted read “Let’s see how she likes being in a tank!” http://www.miamiherald.com/2010/04/20/1587559/sea-world-dilemma-should-shamu.html
Six Flags New Orleans (New Orleans, LA) is still going nowhere. http://www.nola.com/business/index.ssf/2010/04/minnesota_developer_withdraws.html
Universal Studios (Orlando, FL/Hollywood, CA/Osaka, JP) has seen a slight dip in attendance. NoGodForMe claims it’s due to his boycotting. http://blogs.orlandosentinel.com/business_tourism_aviation/2010/04/ge-reports-slightly-lower-attendance-at-universal-theme-parks.html
Disneyland Resort (Paris, FR) is now for the blind! http://www.thestandard.com.hk/news_detail.asp?pp_cat=21&art_id=97092&sid=27777821&con_type=1&d_str=20100419&sear_year=2010 but NOT FOR PRINCESSES! http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/travelnews/7610477/Mother-banned-from-Disneyland-for-dressing-as-princess.html
FIGHT!!!!! Well…kind of (RRC) http://groups.google.com/group/rec.roller-coaster/browse_thread/thread/3850bbf1d51503a0#
That’s all for today everyone. Zach’s Theme Park Blog!